Ethan

a cute lil dumbass bitch that likes to sniff the cheese from his own cock.

my pookie is such an ethan

by ethans big tittty gf January 15, 2024

Ethan

The Ethan I know is a miracle hope bringer to Alyssa

Talking to an Ethan is like talking to a Deliverer from the Maker of the Heavens!

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Ethan Cozad

Ethan Cozad is the best boyfriend a girl can ask for. He makes you smile 24/7, he’s perfect in every way inside and out, he makes your darkest days the brightest you’ll ever see. He is never unkind in anyway. He thinks about you all the time. He’ll cuddle with you to make you feel better, and he gives you his hoodie! He is such an angel. He is the most kindest, loving, caring human being to exist. He makes you laugh all the time. Even if it’s not on purpose. Just one slight smile from him will make you go wild. His eyes are beautiful. His laugh and voice is the most amazing sound to exist on the planet. Everything, and I mean, EVERYTHING, about Ethan Cozad is so perfect. There’s no flaws. Thank you for being here Ethan.❤️

See that amazing person over there? No doubt that’s Ethan Cozad

by Y @ |\| |\| @ |-| November 11, 2019

Ethan

He is a gay perper

Wow, that Ethanos Vo is a perper

by Perper_Master November 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethans have the biggest juiciest cocks and mad fat tiddies.

"Omg ethans cock is huge"
"IKR, and his fat tiddies always make me hard"

by Beanboybigboobs August 29, 2021

Ethan

an evil mac in the mafia

ethan has you on his hit list

by bvbvbvbvbyas October 15, 2017

Ethan

Jirre but he’s one moer of an oak hey.

His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.

This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons

Yasis bru, check this oak Ethan

His fucken arms are the size of my le-

oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES

by TheCrackHeadFromFourways April 4, 2021