swedish dance party

when a large group of guys dance and simultaneously clap their balls to the beat of the music.

Yo Derek, do you want to go with me to the Swedish dance party tonight?

by Dwayne “The Cock” Johnson April 21, 2020

man dont dance

some thing bigmanshaq doesn't do

She wanted to vibe, man don't dance
Looked in my eyes, man don't dance
One, two step, man don’t dance
Flex on your ex, man don't dance
She stepped on my crepes, man dont dance
Touch my chest ('Low that), man dont dance
One, two step, man don't dance
Man don't dance, man don't dance

by Man_Like_Kwabz May 3, 2020

dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.

It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.

by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022

Square Dance

When one male surrounds himself with four women on four different beds, connecting corner to corner so that he becomes inclosed, and thrusting in a rythmic fashion to each attendant why'll listening to folk.

I'm so exhausted. Me, Cindy, Trixie, ShaNayNay, and Esther got together and square danced all night long.

by Jiffy Peej February 11, 2007

blues dancing

Slow dancing/grinding to music from the 20's, requires no rhythm or talent.

I'm horny & have zero chance of getting laid tonight, I think I'll go blues dancing & rub my tiny boner on all the women I can.

by Keystone swinger January 31, 2014

dance the mad shitter

when you really need to shit and your running to the toilet, but you is tryin to hold it in so you are kinda straining which causes walkin/running funny in a kinda dance-like way. which is what we call the dance of the mad shitter.
causes include mum's caserole, prunes, curry.
normally occurs when one has the runs.

i need a shit so bad i could dance the mad shitter from devon to dundee

by Dances with wolves September 23, 2006

lecture lap dance

You know when it happens. You're 5 minutes late to a class in a huge lecture room. All the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. Equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.

10:15 AM..crap! "excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me" as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside

"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"

by crap I'm late again May 3, 2008