These days

Placeholder phrase used by reactionary idiots to introduce a banal thought that is either completely untrue, or has always been true.

These days, if you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in prison.

by whimsytea January 31, 2025

Wooden the Day

Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.

"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."

by ShyAaaaaaaaa November 24, 2021

Lung Day

To hit the nic so many times in a day it is like you worked out your lungs

Yo I hit lung day to day my lungs are so sore.

by Nahilife July 30, 2022

Ada Rocks Day

October 21st (northern hemisphere). The day when everyone must bow down and worship anyone named Ada. Acts of service and monetary donations are often offered from non-Adas to Adas.

It's almost Ada Rocks Day. Have you decided what you're doing for Ada M.? I bought Ada S. a month's supply of her favorite snack, Flaming Hot Cheetos.

by 'Sup duck? October 15, 2021

Lazy day

A girl you can crack whenever,no need to put in much effort she’s not like regular girls where you need to chase,she will let you crack just because she wants to get cracked

Nahhh that girl she’s easy she’s a lazy day

by Therealsharkerrrr February 22, 2025

Slander Corpse Day

Every year on June 2nd, we slander a woman named Corpse. Fuckers, its time!

Slander Corpse Day is something as simple as “Corpse trying to rizz up the 80th staff member on Joshdub server” or such as “Corpse is a smely lesbo”

by Codonaine June 3, 2023

Diabolo Day

DD Diabolo Day is May 22nd every year. this is the worst day of the year where all the bad and evil stuff is likely plan out or start to sprout from a seed after being nurture and frown upon for some time. this is the day all the curses thought of, and superstitions and everything that create bad luck. the day mirrors are made on but trust me...nothing is trace back to this day. its clever range through out time waiting for its chance to shine in its darkness. people thought making everyone stay home on this day would solve it but no that gave people too much time to think. this is also the day the prison system and slave system was made up . so now everyone who is a slave and prisoner lives a diabolo day forever planning evil because this evil was done to them even if they are freed and compensated. don't take back what was lost especially reputation and fame and glory. no remedy is known yet. the day Transylvania was built the birthplace of mad scientist. even people who try to bring dead people back to life and made what they call today zombies. Diabolo Day is DD or double D for short

its no safe way to deal with Diabolo Day.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 9, 2022