dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish

by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018

Word to my dick

If you know… you know

“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell”

by P1mpd4ddy September 19, 2022

Urban Dick

A know it all dick.

John Doe is such an Urban Dick. He trolls people online and offline spewing fictional lingo.

by Breezylovesno1 June 4, 2018

tanqr dick rider

a 9 year old iPad kid that idolizes competitive roblox bedwars players and goes to great lengths to defend tanqr. they are usually mobile players that brag about their supposed "skill" and have "yo", "sweaty", "skill aura","star", and much more degenerate shit. when they don't know what to say to defend tanqr their excuse is that he only plays for fun which is a lie. oh and for some reason his arsenal fans still defend him even though he is a r6 and washed. cmon dracoo is CLEARLY better but you think tanqr is better because he is popular.

kinda unrelated but i have seen 200+ replies on a comment that said tanqr isn't even good. thats fucking crazy.

a person who is actually smart: man i think the skinny pedophile minibloxia is better
another person who is smart: yeah he is good at bedwars and aiming
tanqr dick rider: oh you're so wrong tanqr is CLEARLY better and my soy boy vitamin d deficient tanqr is better

by Reminite December 5, 2023

slut dick

when a man can’t help but stimulate his dick

he just wouldn’t stop he has such a slut dick 😫💕

by yerdad December 6, 2021

The Urban Dick

shortened way of referring to the urban dictionary website/app

he asked meif i wanted to smash, but i had to check the urban dick to find out what he meant.

by coolstorybronh April 2, 2018

Dick

The person that flips you off on the road. The guy that tries to steal your girlfriend. That one, really annoying, nagging person. Someone who just doesn't care! Someone with no respect for humanity. Nobody likes a dick. So don't be a dick.

Guy #1: Dude this one guy tried to run me off the road!
Guy #2: What a dick...

"Some dick took a massive dump and didn't flush!"

by yyyeeeaaaahhhh1111 December 21, 2013