National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to give a message to their girl whenever she ask for one

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright

by NoelJoneson October 15, 2021

Dick Flipping Day

April 13th is Dick Flipping Day ,Taken or NOT a girl or guy will flip you're dick 🍆

Hey Moe can I flip your dick ?

Why said moe

Amber: because it's dick Flipping Day

by Jiaijhwve April 12, 2017

Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.

“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”

by daelynfr May 09, 2024

Tiddies day

13th of June is tiddies day..a day for girlfriends and wives to share their tiddies with their boyfriends and husbands

Hey it’s tiddies day my love.

by Voluptuous tiddies June 12, 2022

NATIONAL fuck your gf day

December 10

Today is National fuck your gf day!

by UrBaN DiCkeRKnOt December 11, 2023

national nap day

On October 30th every person has the right to nap at any point in the day instead of doing other things. Napping is healthy for you so it makes you healthier as a person on this day.

Today I became healthier by taking a nap on national nap day

by poptartcartoons.inc October 30, 2019

Bree Appreciation Day

Celebrate Your Favorite “Bree”

Omg it’s Bree Appreciation Day day

by Breesobad March 14, 2023