National suck a dick day

On October 7 every girl has to suck their boyfriends or best friends dick

Guy: you know what day it is
Girl: October 7
Guy: it’s national suck a dick day

by anonymous October 6, 2021

National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

October 7 is National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

"Hey bro! Tell your girlfriend it's National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day today!

by lemonke69 October 6, 2021

National Send a Pic of your face day

Send a picture of your face to anyone who asks on October 6

Person 1: what is today?

Person 2: today is national send a pic of your face day!

by countyfog827738393 October 6, 2021

Columbus Day

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.

Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.

by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021

National Be On Your Phone Day

Be on your phone! October 7th is National Be On Your Phone Day. Who cares what your teacher says. Do what you want.

“Too bad Mrs. Smith. I don’t have to listen to you it’s National Be On Your Phone Day.”

by National Holiday October 7, 2021

national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

National jonahwill day

Time to celebrate jonahwill on November 5th

Oh it's national jonahwill day, i should go sub to him

by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021