The act of smashing a 5'5" blonde haired dancer with crooked teeth at a frat party while holding a bud light and wearing an Arthur Morgan hat yelling John Marston quotes. The girl is typically an ex that wants you back but you've already gained thirty pounds of muscle that you don't even vocally answer her, your above average 6" cock does the talking.
"Bro! I saw you with your ex earlier, what happened!?" The frat bro asked. The guy replied. "Nah bro, I just wore my Arthur Morgan hat and gave her the Dirty Looch while she experienced all my new gains and beer stains on her back."
by AwesomeRacockus15 January 05, 2022
When you get tired of fucking your stuffed animals so you resort to giving your paralyzed dog a blumpkin.
by Thug slayer 101 March 06, 2024
Feeling dirty so I reach into my bedside draw and grab a drumstick for a bit of fun….I’m feeling like a dirty nola grab that drum stick and fuck me with it
by Rum tum tum July 19, 2022
by Pivot Elite is Cool March 13, 2010
When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling
Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.
by Coach Roberts July 17, 2024
During anal sex between two men the giver finishes then pulls out and proceeds to “dock” onto the recipients penis head.
Bob was smashing my shithole last night and once he’d finished he grabbed my cock and latched on with an unexpected “Dirty Parker”.
by Killerjimbob March 17, 2023
by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021