Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking

Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard

by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018

wax my window

Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.

Have you heard “Power of Soul” by Jimi Hendrix? Wax my window, man. It’s freakin awesome.

by Camilla T. Jones January 26, 2021

she on my body

She flirting with me

She on my body

by Anonymous12345687 November 7, 2023

cat shat in my sink

expression of gratitude, its crazy actually

this drift car is like my cat shat in my sink, its crasy actually

by bringbackthebars2004 December 14, 2023

Flooded my Ostrich

Ejaculating during an OTPHJ

"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"

"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."

by cantlooseon22s December 31, 2015

my stick

what you wanna know? It's song.

♪My stick My stick My stick is better than bacon♪

My stick is one of songs that i know.

by StickSteak May 12, 2020

Just like my cheeks

A common saying that works after any insult someone throws at you.

Mom: 'Okay kids we need to stop being on electronics. Time to pull the plug."

"Just like my cheeks."

by bitchass.tortilla.gangsta December 11, 2019