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Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking
Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard
by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018
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wax my window

Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.
Have you heard “Power of Soul” by Jimi Hendrix? Wax my window, man. It’s freakin awesome.
by Camilla T. Jones January 26, 2021
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she on my body

by Anonymous12345687 November 7, 2023
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cat shat in my sink

this drift car is like my cat shat in my sink, its crasy actually
by bringbackthebars2004 December 14, 2023
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Flooded my Ostrich

Ejaculating during an OTPHJ
"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"

"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."
by cantlooseon22s December 31, 2015
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my stick

what you wanna know? It's song.

♪My stick My stick My stick is better than bacon
My stick is one of songs that i know.
by StickSteak May 12, 2020
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Just like my cheeks

A common saying that works after any insult someone throws at you.
Mom: 'Okay kids we need to stop being on electronics. Time to pull the plug."

"Just like my cheeks."
by bitchass.tortilla.gangsta December 11, 2019
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