Ass Arson

when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson.

Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house was burnt down.

by assarsoncreator February 15, 2024

Ass

the behind of a person, also known as tush

ass, something gabby lacks of having

by GayLord42068420 November 12, 2020

Ass Clown

GOP House Candidate Martin Hyde

Ass Clown aka Martin Hyde who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (such as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.

by Phact February 27, 2022

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020

Ass-Basking

To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.

I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.

by MorrisStreet May 24, 2012

assed-over

Being completely screwed off from situations that are beyond your control and left feeling like you have been flipped around upside down with your ass in the air to be fucked without any lube.

All in a matter of a day, she was left behind at the bus stop, mistaken for a wanted fugitive, pissed on by a goat, and just all around assed-over.

by HeatherDHurricane June 12, 2021

Bucket Ass

When someones big ass sags so much you can lift it up put a bucket underneath and it would nearly fill the bucket

A bucket ass is defined as follows “That ass sags so much I could lift it up and drop it in a bucket”

by Bradesus December 30, 2024