Vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker

A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.

A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.

by Scharcoon February 27, 2018

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whosm't the fucc eat ass

when you want to ask people who wants to ass

Dan: Hey Pete, how can I say who eats ass in a fancier way?
Pete: whosm't the fucc eat ass

by DeViLOG1986 September 25, 2017

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Ass Baggie

A bag placed under ones ass when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.

My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.

by PickleChips March 25, 2011

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Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.

Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 05, 2025

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Cry ass babies

Friends, family, and foes who live their whole lives based on all things Ashley. As in WWAD. What would Ashley do?

Or gosh I wish I was Ashley.
Did you download the new Ashley App?

YALL ARE LITERALLY CRY ASS BABIES.
Did you see those cry ass babies made a whole urban dictionary word just for me.
You would think they were adults, but no they are some cry ass babies.

by THEREALGIANT January 21, 2023

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