Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.

Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!

by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021

dumb ass

dumbass: the dumbest dumb ass in urban dictionary is the dude who went to the google store to get an extension for his penis.

"hey , did you hear about the dumb ass who went to the chrome store to get an extension"

"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"

by LiberalAvenger May 28, 2018

Ass Whistler

Someone who farts more than they whistle

That ass whistler it’s not riding with me in my car, he’ll stink up the whole car

by Lucky Hill Rider October 26, 2025

Goofy ass nigga

Jaden Wesley-Branch

He is being a goofy ass nigga right now

by mikimine July 3, 2022

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Trick ass bitch

If you lie that you took screen shots of his dick your a truck ass bitch

Dude: YOU TRICK ASS BITCH I BET YOU DID SCREEN SHOT HIS DICK PIC

by Becca?!? KeViN?!?!? January 14, 2020

Fat fucking ass

An individual with an extremely voluptuous derriere

Chad and some of his buddies from the lacrosse team we’re leaving the gym when they noticed an attractive woman. Chad turned to his buddies and said, “ damn…. That’s a fat FUCKING ass.” (Emphasis on the FUCKING)

by Sexycounselor123 July 3, 2023