Indiana Wesleyan University

Justin: Did you hear about Indiana Wesleyan University basketball?
Ashley: No what happened?
Justin: They lost to Oregon Tech 107-93. Trash. Actual trash.
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University of Rhode Island

URI is definately a party school! Besides all the on campus parties all week long, none of the bars in Rhode Island card, so there's always a place to party.
by jessi January 26, 2004
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George Washington University

Located in Foggy Bottom of D.C., George Washington University is primarily known as the "University for Consumer Culture". The institution has gained a reputation for fostering sons and daughters of the wealthy, whose goals seem to be excess material consumption and pretentious fashion-following, despite having bright students.

Such rumors were likely propagated after the University's world record-braking tuition fees, much of which is put toward entertainment provided for students (e.g. laser light shows, parades, galas, slush-rides and other services external to education itself).

The school is also criticized for lacking a "campus" in the traditional sense of the word.
OMG!!!! I got into George Washington University, lol!!! I am SO going shopping in Georgetown with Daddy's plastic, first day I get there. How exited am I that our dorms are like palaces!!!
by omidhg August 26, 2009
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simon fraiser university

It’s a school in Canada, Vancouver to be more exact. Not much to say, but hey this is a definition for it so I guess yay?
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A college in the ghetto of Cincinnati! Students attending this school typically love Jesus, but there is always an acception to this.
I attend Cincinnati Christian University
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Michigan State University

The school that no one actually likes until they realize it's the only place they are smart enough to go to college.
Birth of a Michigan State University fan:

Jared age 16: I fucking hate high school. The teachers are always riding my ass about not doing homework-I don't need to do homework because I'm so smart I'll just ace the test. I can't wait until I get into Michigan. I've been watching Michigan football since I was 5.

Jared age 17: Fuck Cindy's party. Ryan and me are taking a road trip to watch Michigan fuck Ohio up in Columbus.

Jared age 18: I can't believe I'm still waitlisted. I've already been accepted to state, but maybe there is a chance I'll get in to Michigan still. Fuck State. It’s for hicks and tards anyway. Damn it. Why did I slack off these last 4 years? If only worked harder.

Jared on Graduation Day: Fuck you Paul. I didn't get rejected from Michigan. Technically I'm still waitlisted. Besides State is an okay school and I'll probably just transfer after a year of banging State hoes. Who gives a fuck anyway--I'm just anxious to get stoned before the senior all night party.

Jared age 21: Fuck those Michigan nerds. I never wanted to go there anyway. I've been a State fan my whole life. They waste their lives studying. And finally I'm old enough to go out to the bars--sure I couldn't get laid in the frats but I'm sure my luck will change at the bar. I just have to nail the hoes when their really drunk. I'll swoop in as soon as the bouncers take them out and offer to walk her home. I know I have a test Monday but fuck it. I'm smart enough to study Sunday and ace it.
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Florida State University

FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.
John: Where you going to school these days Bob?

Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.

John: FSU?

Bob: Ya.

John:......
by Steve-O11505 December 24, 2006
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