ur mom

A monster

Your mom scared the shit out of me

by Evantounge July 16, 2020

ur mom

1) who im fucking

2) a milf

3) a sexy woman i have sex with

4) who i have sexual intercourse with

-ur mom is a milf
-wtf?
-i mean its not just that i'd like to fuck her, im already doing it
-dude what, im blocking you

by emoqueer October 21, 2021

Ur uncle bi

It's an combination of texts like: Ur Mum Gay, Ur dad lesbian and Ur granny tranny

-Hey you ya wanker Ur mum Gay Ur dad lesbian and Ur Granny tranny
-Don't activate me
-I dare you

-UR UNCLE BI
(WHOLE UNIVERSE EXPLODES)

by Bart0sz May 12, 2018

Ur dead

Means you are about to get exposed or busted

Dude ur dead if your parents find out about this

by Anagd August 27, 2021

Ur ban dictionary

Ur banned dictionary

Did you hear about Ur ban dictionary?
Oh, you mean urban dictionary?
Yes, exactly.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

ur mom

the hottest thing out there <3

dave: omg Ur MOM!
ben: what about her?
dave: She's so HOT

by oofusdolufus January 2, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.

But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.

For example, you can

1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.

2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.

3. How's your mother doing these days?

4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.

5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.

by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022