Open Door Closet

When your friend claims their straight but has sex with a transgender that identifies to the opposite gender of the friend

“ I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he had sex with a transgender woman.”

“ I guess he’s an Open Door Closet”

by Fantasic? Wait say that again September 2, 2025

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Green Door

A building located on Clark St. in Evanston, notorious for its residents acting unnecessarily proud of their accommodations.

Johnny: Where is the pregame at tonight?
Bobby Oh, my apartment. Green Door. Have you heard of it?
Johnny: Fuck you Bobby. I'll see you at 10.

by YungStunnaHardAsFuck April 2, 2016

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Door

A object that you open to enter a place before closing it or you open it to exit a place before closing it.
This is the only legit definition on this site, i think.

Person 1: Open the door, i've been knocking for 25 seconds!
Person 2: Ok, fine! Just stop squirming!
Or:
Person 1: Why is the door moving uncommanded?
Person 2: It's october 31st, dumdum.
Person 1: Ohhh, ok!

by Approaching Minimums June 8, 2023

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Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

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