Three

Number which Gaben and entire VALVE team banned from usage.

Valve employees:'Gaben, we have just finished working on Half-Life 4 higher-intellectual npc's!'
Gaben:"Keep it up guys!'
Weirdo employee:'but what about thr...'(three)
Gaben:"YOU ARE FIRED STOP TALKING SHEIT'

by driftycake May 11, 2019

Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.

Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?

by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023

LeFuckYou Three

A move frequently used by NBA player LeBron James, consists of slowly moving to the three-point line, glancing at the ball for 1-2 seconds, letting the defender’s guard down, and then shooting an absurd three-point shot which almost always goes in on your favorite team.

“Our team was about to win the game by 2, but then LeBron hit us with a LeFuckYou Three to win the game, it’s such a stupid fucking shot!”

by blocchead ud December 20, 2023

The Three Niggiteers

the three musketeers but black

oh shit the three niggiteers are comin fo yo ass

by mr.niglet3000 January 13, 2020

Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

three page

When a girl talks to multiple guys when she is already taken. This can include just dating around, sleeping around, or just plain cheating.

When a guy talks to multiple girls when he is already taken. This can include just dating around, sleeping around, or just plain cheating.

Chao was caught 3 paging with one of his co workers at his AT&T store. His Girlfriend found out and was not too happy. "If I catch you three page again? It's over!"

by girlsontop June 5, 2011

Three-ply

Another word for thicc. Can also be increased to truly capture the extreme thickness.

A: that guy is thicc

B: yeah fr. Three-ply

C: nah, at least 6 ply

by marrrk August 1, 2022