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National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 3, 2019
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Smoking the donut

Having oral sex with a lady who has a yeast infection in her vagina.
Damn that bitch loose everyones smoking the donut!
by Benjiboo July 24, 2017
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Smoked out

someone who lost mad weight and looks like a druggie from smoking so much weed.
that girl used to be mad big but now she looks bad smoked out.
by Anon_617 October 6, 2021
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Smoking

An excuse people use to low key have sex.
Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it
by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020
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Smoke on my gun

Precum-
(can result in midget pregnancies and retardation with a side of an ungodly amount of melanin)
"Yo bro I was hangin out with this fine ass hoe and I had to dip cause I got smoke on my gun"

"Her kid popped out short as hell cause he was made out of smoke on my gun"
by ihateallmen6767 October 17, 2025
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Bloke Smoking

The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.
-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking
by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH December 18, 2022
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angry smoke

When you go out for a smoke just to play angry birds away from work, similar to an angry shit. One form of "skating" out of work, but for the productive reason of maintaining a professional appearance at work and getting your gaming done outside.
Man i gotta angry smoke that, people are dissin me for having my phone out while working.
by monkeyfarmingpenguin July 9, 2011
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