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National Buttfuck Day

Buttfuck your friend really hard until they scream.
If someone cums then they're gay.
The day is on April 17th
by graesenpeeford March 17, 2021
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National poop day

The best day of the year-go outside and poop, or just die, your choice.
Friend: Let’s go poop!
You: Why?
Friend: Are you dumb? It’s national poop day!
by Poopday July 10, 2021
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national bimbo day

1: omg it’s national bimbo day (march 14th) All the bimbos are out today
by Bimbobanger337 February 9, 2022
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National Hug Day

Hug whoever you want! Only one March 26
Guy: guess what today is
Girl: March 26?
Guy: No! National Hug Day!
by Ezra Karino March 25, 2021
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national twin day

the one day of the year (nov 20th) that you and someone else have to dress up the same
happy national twin day on novemeber 20th
by funkymonkey22 November 2, 2019
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national hamim day

national hamim day is january 12th. this day is dedicated to the one i love the most <3
by 69mommy June 6, 2022
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National idiots day

December 21 is national idiots day where we celebrate being idiots
by Swagman252 May 18, 2021
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