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Taylor

A guy who gets your jokes when others would scoff and take them literally. Knows that "I hate you" isn't hateful, just silly. Is a good friend who helps you with your homework and always is before schedule. The best future Vice President of the United States that America will ever see.

My podcast co-star, and a total BITCH sometimes lol.
Needs the dog of wisdom in his life…
Oh, aka, Shia LeBeouf/uncultured swine.

…what’s for lunch?
Shia LeBeouf Live (aka, Taylor’s regular Tuesday night)
by mae125422 October 1, 2021
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Taylor Swift

God: hello misses swift we meet again.
The devil/taylor swift: yes we do meet again
by Big TR October 24, 2019
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Taylor

Hey this is one of the few male Taylors out there and would like to let you know we exist.

Yeah! It's like a multisex name! Which you don't get when you read all these Taylor definitions while searching up your friends/partners names. It's always a she and stuff, like c'mon dude I'm here! I am also very cool and awesome. Self-confidence, its good for you from time to time.

So uh, nice to meet you. Male Taylors are better than the female ones, we just are, thats a fact.

Nice to meet you all :)
Taylor: "Hey I'm Taylor"
Person: "Isn't that a girls name?"
Taylor: *Audible sigh*
by Taylor but male :) May 8, 2021
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The old Taylor

Couldn’t come to phone, because she’s dead
I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead.
by SmilerCyrus December 4, 2017
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Whitman Taylor

A Whitman is a man who typically grew up on a farm and is obsessed with tractors and planes. He will have his pilot’s liscense by the age of 16 but will not have a driver’s liscense until he is 21. He has no type of intelligence and is dumber than a shit-covered rock. His laugh sounds like a broken down tractor trying to start.
Good meme, Whitman.
Whitman Taylor grinds my gears.
by LazyTractor November 7, 2018
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Taylor Swift

by thubmaster3000 June 25, 2023
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Taylor Gray

Putting a pocket pussy in your friends ass and fuking the pocket pussy
by Killroy94 May 10, 2018
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