Working out my Guycep

verb

Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating

Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.

by Jay and Day June 2, 2013

The works

Oral sex/getting laid. Anything sexual.

What's good with the works?
When you gon give me the works?
Let me get the works!

by PWhite69 March 2, 2022

Work

No YOU are a fat sack of shit who has to be an EMPLOYEE and you want me to have to be an EMPLOYEE with you.

Hym "And LIKE THE FAT SACK OF SHIT THAT YOU ARE... You are trying to tie yourself to my ankles and drag me down with you. Coming up with the theory IS the work. You're being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes work and what constitutes creating AI and you need to be shut the fuck up, manually. You need to save these mentally retarded fucks from themselves. You need to save their kids. I'm don't need to be an EMPLOYEE because I'm not YOU. You piece of shit. Your kids don't deserve money or life more than I do. And they sure as hell don't deserve it equally. You are living off the government because you got you fat pussy stuffed by a fat-cock every chance you get and NOW you need to STEAL FOOD OUT OF MY MOUTH TO FEED YOUR KIDS WITH EBT."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2025

Working Off

Similar to jerking off, Working Off is the act of feeling pleasure or getting some release from your work.

Nothing feels better than working off on these TPS reports!
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.

by Captain Christian November 4, 2021

Work

Work

A discreet way to say "gamble"

Guy1: Oi, mate I’m going to work.

Guy2: Ok, just don’t spend all of your money.
Guy1: Don't worry, I'll be right back.

by Lil_jager August 30, 2021

Just do your work bro

The act of a individual (particularly students in a high school) participating in any activity besides completing assignments.

Classmate 1: In formation! Blue 32! Blue 32! Set, HUT!

Classmate 2: Just do your work bro.

by Yaitzjacob March 5, 2025

Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.

Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018