piss blister

Noun (n.)

1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.

They (obama, constituants) call me a cunt. I say, I'm not a cunt just look at my leaking piss blisters. Now show us your big tits little lady.

by poopbird July 17, 2014

Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.

I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.

by willie weewee January 10, 2022

shit on the piss

Cant drink alcohol without feeling sorry for himself.

Man, Robbo was so drunk on the weekend, carrying on like a little bitch, he's so shit on the piss.

by SandraDee181 February 3, 2021

piss scarecity

The fear of peeing in public due to the fear of the person in the stall next to you hearing you pee or break wind while bearing down

One of the busybodies at work was in the stall next to me in the bathroom I could not be due to piss scarecity

by Rearview61 September 24, 2016

Pissing in the yard

To pity someone, which we NEVER DO...NEVER PISS IN THE YARD.

JIM: Dawg, I know the breakup was hard.... I am pissing in the yard for you.
TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.

by EDDYBOI821 June 10, 2021

Pissing cream

Your girl is peeing and giving a blow job

My girl gave me a pissing cream last night

by Smurfasaur November 28, 2018

piss drill

using a stream of urine to bore a hole in ice or deep snow

Piss drill through that layer of ice

by cilicat April 25, 2013