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Person A: We killed God with the internet
Person B: I’mma post that on Reddit
by BatmanArk200 August 8, 2021
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The Indian Internet Theory

The Indian Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that the Internet now consists mainly of Indian people activity and Indian generated content that is manipulated by Indian population preferences, marginalizing organic human activity.
The population of India reaches 1.4 billion people and out of these people they have the most English speakers along with governmental efforts to introduce modern Internet to rural areas, but this does not equate to a quality increase of human resources which takes time. China as the 2nd most populous country limits their interaction with the worldwide internet due to the Great Chinese Firewall, USA has their own self-interest for online interactions, and the rest of the countries which includes Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to Internet.
This corresponds well with the idea that most accounts were operated in India, examples of this can be observed in posts with topics ranging from sports (they will sneak cricket for some reason), politics (they will defend Israel), religion (something about Shiva or Ram), and bikini fitness models.
Those are not Russian bots, that's just Rajesh, Kumar, and Pradesh they are a part of the Indian Internet Theory!
by Ibonarious Eshak February 11, 2024
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Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
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Internetability

Bandwidth, the transmission capacity of an electronic communications device or system; the speed of data transfer: a high-bandwidth Internet connection.
Dude this download is sucking up all of my Internetability
by Alster10 November 4, 2008
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Internet hotdog

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015
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nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).
Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
by Mick Halo November 2, 2008
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internet explorer

it’s slow but it’s still faster than your crush’s replies
internet explorer was a chrome downloaded tool
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 26, 2023
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