The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021

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Mike Mctimoney

Teacher of Physics, Rider of Bikes, Creator of Dank Memes @ QE.

"i cant stand mike mctimoney's dank meme game" jamie

by TheBaneOfQE October 20, 2025

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Mike Mike Mike

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons

1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*

2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

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Cheese Mike

How American's hear Australian's say one of their favourite slang phrases Cheers Mate.

Australian's are renowned for their constant use of occa slang, Cheers Mate being a regular way to thank someone, especially in a restaurant or shop, after being served, you would thank the server by saying Cheers Mate

The combination of accent and slang, is heard generally as Cheese Mike. Especially in a restaurant setting. In a wider group of people who have travelled, Cheese Mike is another way to say thankyou. Which will usually lead to a conversation about why?

Server in an italian restaurant will hand you your plate of pasta.

You: Cheers Mate
In servers head: Cheese Mike?

Server will give you Parmesan cheese
You: Cheers Mate
In serves head: Cheese Mike?
Server gives you more cheese.
Server: By the way, my name is Steve, not Mike

by Kb575 July 14, 2020

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