mike haggerty

Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.

You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.

by Dudeman87 January 26, 2021

Mike Talks like an Lady

Yes, microsoft mike actually talks like a lady lmao

In the davemadson studio lol
Microsoft Sam: Mike Talks like an Lady
Microsoft Mike: NO!!
Microsoft Sam: ye

Microsoft Mike: NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT, MICROSOFT SAM I DO NOT TALK LIKE A LADY YOU DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS *explodes lol*

by 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀𝗮𝗺 ☆ February 04, 2024

meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

Mike Vick

7 Grams of weed or other drugs

“Yo bro can I come by after work and pick up the Mike Vick?”

by DickieDoThangz January 19, 2022

The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by December 17, 2021

Mike Oxmol

A guy who has a little penis

hi Mike Oxmol

by miwiGx November 08, 2024

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022