I have nobody in my life and its a boring night. Fuck it, break out the Jack Daniels and Oxycontin there aint nothing better than Partying like Max Payne!
by unclepayne August 25, 2013
Get the Partying like Max Payne mug.TJ Maxx is a store that sells heavily discounted clothing for various reasons such as out of season, out of style, or some kind of defect in the garment.
When someone is TJ to the Max, that means they are wearing clothes that may have one of the above characteristics. It is a pun of being "TJ" which is Tijuana, Mexico and dirty or old.
When someone is TJ to the Max, that means they are wearing clothes that may have one of the above characteristics. It is a pun of being "TJ" which is Tijuana, Mexico and dirty or old.
Jessica: Did you see Jose sporting that fresh gear?
Edward: Man, that fool is TJ to the Max. He can't afford nothing, besides his Rockawear pants are missing the leather logo belt loop on the back, probably got it on clearance for that defect.
Edward: Man, that fool is TJ to the Max. He can't afford nothing, besides his Rockawear pants are missing the leather logo belt loop on the back, probably got it on clearance for that defect.
by EscaVi from SD March 10, 2009
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The act of making out in a relatively public place, where there stands a chance that people will see you. No real attempt to hide is made, but it may take place in a car or perhaps on a secluded bench.
by Thority January 14, 2010
Get the Carly and Max mug.Mad max bullshit is when some insane shit is going on and you're the only one dealing with it.
In mad Max , Max served as the last line of defense against the reckless marauders terrorizing the roadways of Australia .
The term comes from the song " bury me with it " by Modest mouse , although it's unclear if this is what the artist meant .
In mad Max , Max served as the last line of defense against the reckless marauders terrorizing the roadways of Australia .
The term comes from the song " bury me with it " by Modest mouse , although it's unclear if this is what the artist meant .
Say your playing a zombie survive game with your friends and there all hiding while you take on the hord
" could some one please help me kill them , I'm sick of this fucking Mad Max Bullshit."
" could some one please help me kill them , I'm sick of this fucking Mad Max Bullshit."
by Trash cat June 2, 2017
Get the Mad Max Bullshit mug.1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max
2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money
2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money
"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."
"That's a Tucker Max Fail"
"That's a Tucker Max Fail"
by boatman_eric October 29, 2009
Get the Tucker Max Fail mug.this is the term given to a masturbation session that is needed during working hours and often takes part in the toilets of the premises that you work within.
by Officepest December 31, 2007
Get the emergency max mug.One’s absolute strength to be able to lift for a single repetition during any exercise within the gym. Any warmups or stretching prior to attempting a “true max” voids the integrity of the lift.
by Stray Cats November 2, 2019
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