March 1st

National "Get Fucked Karen" day

She tried to unalive my dog so I coined march 1st as "get fucked Karen" day.

by Thatguy169 April 21, 2022

March 29th

march 29th celebrates Gio hate day. This is the one day a year everyone is allowed to hate gio and he can't say anything about it.

"yo jas today is march 29th"
"i already know twin, i got bro blocked already"

by toastxr March 29, 2024

March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

March 4th

March 4th is national texted yo gf/bf "lets link" "I love you" day
if they don't break up with they ahh fr fr

gf/bf: Hey lets link on March 4th
gf/bf: just telling you I love you on March 4th

by Loni baby July 1, 2023

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

march 14

day to pick on jessie

march 14, jessie you look like shit

by behheehehnen March 14, 2022

Morbius March

The month where everyone celebrates the greatest marvel legend, Morbius!

"Can't wait until Morbius March!"

"Well if the Gays have a month, Morbius can too."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022