Josh

the dumbest cunt to walk the fucking Earth. Says dumb shit that nobody cares about. It's crazy that he thinks anybody cares. Nobody does you white ass bitch

"Josh you dumb cunt stfu"

by envycupid April 16, 2020

joshing

joshing, or, just josh

josh : *being an idiot*

hannah : josh stop joshing!

josh : *continues bc its josh*

by joshing69 June 15, 2022

Josh

That geeza that was on Love at First Kiss who snogged that girl like she was a stick.

Yo man av you seen Josh kissin’ that girl. Man she was stiff af.

by Apparently'lol'IsTaken. June 27, 2019

Josh

A Josh is Basically a hyped down kyle

who tries to be trendy but is not

Hey, josh.......

Josh: YO BRO DUDE LOOK AT MY TECH DECK

by tin_foil_hat November 18, 2019

Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.

Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"

by vSevy January 5, 2021

josh

bit of a weird one, loves a bit of weed, and is scared of London because he don't wanna get shanked

where's josh?
at home, he's scared of London
why
he doesn't wanna get shanked

by sneaky.kid October 16, 2019

Josh

Usually you are attracted to his big ears that have satellites projecting their signal causing no girl to be able to resist Josh is a sensitive, caring guy who will do anything to solve problems. Although he may come across as overprotective but all he wants to do is make sure that the ones he loves are safe and well. Joshua's are normally very attractive and have the most gorgeous eyes. He also is an extremely good kisser and knows how to pleasure a lady; They're romantic and are aware of a girl's boundaries. I'm 100% positive that if you find a Josh, you will not regret it and you'll most defiantly have a perfect relationship. Trust me, Josh's are worth the wait.

Josh is worth the wait…

by Shhh it’s Cole April 7, 2022