Don't beat a dead horse

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Don't beat a dead horse:
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by Anonghgh August 31, 2013

go see a man about a horse

A polite way of saying that you need to take a dump

"Be right back...I gotta go see a man about a horse"

by Cheese Steak Killer November 19, 2007

jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

by unteched March 20, 2021

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!

A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .

In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.

Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“

by Jay Gee Pee May 28, 2022

Riding my horse to Dairy Queen

The act of mounting one’s bed post and neighing loudly while eating soft serve ice cream

I’m gonna be riding my horse to Dairy Queen later, wanna cum along?

by Gmork the Wolf November 25, 2021

Kill 2 horses with 1 rifle

An easy way to acquire horse meat however it can also mean you are a skilled huntsman and figuratively it mean to get 2 things done at once

Wow Babra you really can kill 2 horses with 1 rifle

YOWZER Brenden you have quite the talent to kill 2 horses with 1 rifle

by greebiel June 16, 2020

Get off your high horse

A line people use when they get confronted directly for acting like a cunt to try to save face. It is normally used on people of equal or lower social standing and not generally used on people with power or authority. It is a pre-packaged response designed to win over the crowd or turn the tables and doesn't actually have any bearing on who is right or wrong.

Person 1: "Did you see Mark trying to hide his hair loss? It's so obvious."
Person 2: "Making fun of people's looks is kinda lame."
Person 1: "Get off your high horse."

by Tekaiguy August 30, 2019