ham cash

Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.

The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.

by dave-briz December 19, 2013

Ham Jibblets

Another description for testicles.

Man: Damn, my ham jibblets are freezing.
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?

by 3:51PM March 28, 2008

brining the ham

Brining the ham is when a male has anal sex with a male or female and ejaculates into the rectum.

This girl wants me to come over for a session of brining the ham.

by Buus75 November 26, 2021

ham

An adjective to describe someone who is ugly, or unattractive.

"Bro she's kinda hot tho."
"Nah she's ham bro"

by wutthenut December 15, 2019

Ham

Cute, adorably chunky baby or animal.
Like a plump little ham. You just wanna "eat em up".

"Oh my, what a ham you are, little man!" -to a baby

"Who is a good little ham? You are!" - to a puppy

by Cuttle_Bish2856 December 15, 2022

ham

another word for your vagina

person 1: I want to suck ur ham so bad
person 2: wtf

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Ham

A code word for pot

Give me the dam ham
I love amsterdamian hammies

by 440 420er August 19, 2009