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ham

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its a two seater a ham on my bitch i maide one room toating hams and shit.

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by rau-dih October 2, 2021
mugGet the hammug.

ham ass bitch

A bitch always calling somebody a ham as nigga, but she the one doing ham ass shit; ham ass bitch
I need some money to pay rent bitch you just got yo hair n nails done and a nigga can’t get a dime let alone a meal. A female always yelling my nigga gotta have money and her last nigga was broke as fuck and Bitch you broke!! Ham ass bitch!
by DetroitRealTalk August 21, 2022
mugGet the ham ass bitchmug.

Ham

Often used as Fam or Hamberger.

A food fun for the whole family

Kind of like toilet paper
by The tonk guy November 17, 2021
mugGet the Hammug.

ham

Ham means vagina.
Like ham wallet, or slimey wet ham.
Person 1: I hate you.
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1: Your mom's ham!

Omg, get your hand out of my ham, I'm not gay!
by Gabe's Bitch June 17, 2008
mugGet the hammug.

ham palace

Another word for a fat chicks pussy. When the walls can't keep the skin in, its a ham palace.
"Bro, better bring the flour to find this chicks ham palace"
by AIDSFUCK August 8, 2019
mugGet the ham palacemug.

Stinky Ham

When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.
Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.
by MichaelFatCock June 1, 2021
mugGet the Stinky Hammug.

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
mugGet the Mayonnaise, cheese, and hammug.

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