dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

by nicheh October 17, 2013

Superstar Dick

It's when you find someone only decently attractive but because they're famous they're really hot, and you want to hook up with them. Like Adam Sandler. Or that fat guy with the mustache from 'N Sync.

Maddy: Dude, you should totally hook up with the star quarterback.

Jenna: Why? He isn't even cute.

Maddy: SUPERSTAR DICK.

by megyqc December 16, 2011

Dick Zoo

used to describe a room full of dudes. Use it to replace term "Sausage Fest".

Ex: guy walks into a bar full of dudes "ugh! This place is a total dick zoo!"

by FranAnnPan January 4, 2012

Dick Caps

A drinking game created by two men of Theta Chi, David Altier and Jesse Diamond. It is played with Beer or any alcoholic beverage, shot glasses, and bottle caps. The object of the game is to bounce the caps against a table and into the shot glasses that should be placed on a table in the shape of a dick. 5-10 shot glasses can be used and this game can be played with as many people as possible with also as many bottle caps you have available. Here are the rules of the shot glasses: They should be put in the shape of a dick and there should be two or more glasses where you pick someone to drink 5 seconds, one where you drink 5 seconds, a shot glass where you pick someone to drink 10 seconds. And more added if you please.

This is a very chaotic game so play as long as you can, and remember to take some breaks!

Al: Hey Lois, have you heard of this new drinking game Dick Caps?
Lois: No, I haven't how do you play?
Al: Well its all about bouncing bottle caps into shot glasses and getting real fucked up, and FAST.
Lois: WOW! That seems like a great time, lets go get wasted and play Dick Caps!

by Roe Jeis February 22, 2011

Dick Choker

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.

Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection

by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011

dragging dick

When a bro is not actively pursuing pussy, he be draggin’ dick.

GARFIELD’s lousy excuse for dragging dick the other night was that he ate too much HAM and PUMPKIN pie… He is the cockest! Also, he is a butt pirate

by Payaso Bebé November 5, 2011

dick welfare

Giving dick to someone who hasn't had any in a long time because they need it.

Bro 1 : "Ay yo this some bullshit, government need to put me on some fucking dick welfare."

Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."

by Barack Obama's Cousin November 13, 2018