Cracker

A person who is as white as a saltine cracker, ghost, and dead body all at once and sometimes smells like ass.

"Ryan is such a cracker!"

"for real, he smells like horse shit but doesn't have enough tan to look like it!"

by ---eater900 October 19, 2023

Cracker

Basically the N-word for white people

It's still Vanilla Ice, cracker. A.K. cracker.
Though I've grown a lot, can't keep it home a lot.

by FindusMaximus July 3, 2018

Ass Cracker

Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit

So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker

by Atalo June 7, 2017

Animal Crackers

Some Crackers That'll make you say Yesssirrrr.

Real Defenition: An animal cracker is a particular type of small cracker or cookie, baked in the shape of an animal, usually an animal either at a zoo or circus, such as a lion, a tiger, a bear, or an elephant.

Person 1: dang these animal crackers be hecka good

Person 2: Yesssirrr

by Dank_Memez October 5, 2020

Cracker Island

A Term Used To Call Out Cults Or ARG’S Involving Cults Online.
The Term Originated From The Gorillaz Album With Same Name.

@RandomUser123 Replied To @giggleland
Yo This Is Some Cracker Island Type Shit

by CHROMASLAYER July 19, 2025

Cracker

The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.

They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.

When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.

And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.

Apparently this is the master race...

Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.

by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021