Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon
Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!
by drofan November 5, 2010

When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter
I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.
by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.
by xxjoelxx October 9, 2018

by baddestcandi August 6, 2024

Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.
by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022
