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Crackerism

A White behavior (ex. not seasoning food)
Black guy: Oh hell nahh! This recipe look fire but the dude ain’t use no seasoning

Mexican guy: Nahh, foo thats a Crackerism!
by addingISMStoslurs May 11, 2024
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Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.
She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker
by DankTesticle June 24, 2021
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cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack
the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process
by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024
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Bean cracker

“You absolute bean cracker!”
by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023
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Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.
Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.
by Sparky_lumps December 7, 2020
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Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.
"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."
by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018
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Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday
Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday
by tsgorgeous February 9, 2023
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