'Breze n' blow

When you spray someone in the face with febreze then blow a load in their face when they are distracted

She farted in the bed last night so I had to give her a 'breze n' blow

by #1BBMilf June 29, 2021

brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018

Mexican blow out

The act of laying down in your bed with loaded pants blowing shit up your back and down your legs.

My partner and i were making out she pushed me over on the bed and I had a Mexican blow out

by Shlong punisher March 08, 2022

blowing dust bubbles

Extremely thirsty

Hey, you want a drink? Yeah, I'm so parched I'm blowing dust bubbles.

by sgtblondie February 03, 2021

Ninja Nose Blowing

Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.

that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing

by Nova the Starlight December 18, 2014

Chocolate blow dryer

A chocolate blow dryer is the act of sharting in a sleeping woman's face.

Man last night I gave that chick a chocolate blow dryer!

by Eng3dean August 20, 2016

blow-n-throw

Blowing snot into a tissue and throwing it onto the table instead of in the trash.

I can't stand it when Penny does a blow-n-throw during class!

by priggy October 05, 2011