Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.

Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."

by SoBoard September 11, 2013

Border-blind policies

ethical standards a company holds for anyone in a company, regardless of their location.

The distributor was held to border-blind policies of the manufacturer, or else their rights to distribute would be terminated.

by Laurie Means Business January 26, 2014

Luster Blind

Being unable to identify shiny colors, thinks silver is gray, gold is yellow.

Dave said the car was gray when it really was silver, he admits to being "luster blind."

by Confused1959 March 4, 2014

anil blindness

I dont see my ass or my self doing whatever it is you have asked me to do

Your boss ask you to do something you tell them you have anil blindness

by DIMPLES POOH February 2, 2015

The Binx

Typically the binx is when you get a blowjob while playing video games.

My girlfriend just gave me the binx while i played call of duty.

by Kermitz_Fingerz February 23, 2015

diacritic bling

The addition of diacritical marks to letters that are of no particular aid to pronunciation, in an attempt to appear more worldly or sophisticated.

Joe: They tell me you're from Lindstrom, MN
Sven: That's Lindström.
Joe: Oh, go blow it out your ass. That's just some diacritic bling to make your shitty old hometown seem cool.

by Ångström April 10, 2016

fashion-blind

Someone who thinks they have good fashion sense, but they don't.

Nick: have you seen what Kyle is wearing?
Lucy: Omg he is so fashion-blind

by Luick July 18, 2016