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Virgin Ears

Someone who had never been exposed to double homicide or prison language.

Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"

The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.

An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."

The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"

The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."

He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
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“oh hey look it’s the virgin Marissa
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I DON'T HAVE ANY STD'S OR STI'S EITHER!
Boi if you don't-

Virgin are annoying as hell.
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Someone who uses the origin 12 or r90 shotgun in warzone
Biggz uses the origin 12 in warzone he is a virgin
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Virgin Parents

Involves two virgins (one male and one female). The male will masturbate into a container, suck it up into a syringe and then inject it into the females womb/vagina to get her pregnant despite the fact that neither of them have ever had intercourse before.
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Tertiary virgin

A silly teenager who has decided they don't want to have sex until after marriage for a second time, even though they have already had sex, wanted to wait until marriage, retracted that and decided to go and have sex again and now for the second time want to wait until after marriage because they changed their mind AGAIN.
Oh so your a tertiary virgin are you? You clearly cannot make your mind up can you?
by TheFunnyGuy88 August 12, 2023
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me: you're a virgin liam
liam: stfu weeb
me: *cries in weeb*
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