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joshing

spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people won’t like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.
sam: “hurry the fuck up, we gotta go”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational
by manofmoss April 18, 2024
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Josh

the prettiest boy in existence. the most caring and thoughtful person you could ever have the privilege to meet. he means more to me than anyone in the world and will always have a special place in my heart. josh is the true definition of perfection and knows how to bring a smile to my face no matter what he says or does. when josh walks into a room he immediately grasps my attention. he is amazing and talented at everything he puts his mind to. no matter what he always puts 110% into what he is passionate about. josh is the most amazing person ever and i absolutely adore and love him so much and i hope he knows he's the best person ever! much love, meg<3
"wow, is that Josh? he is such a cutie."
by corgilover05 May 28, 2022
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Josh

Josh is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He may be short, but that doesn't stop him from protecting you when you need it. Josh is loyal, kind and an all around amazing person who you would be lucky to have in your life. Josh is a real ladies' man, and all the girls go crazy for him. But be careful, if you lose his trust, you have only one chance left before he decides he doesn't want you in his life.
Girl 1: OMG, did you see Josh today?

Girl 2: Yeah, he looked so hot. I wish he was mine.

Girl 1: I know, *sigh*
by SillyStoffoCat November 10, 2019
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Josh

Josh had the biggest dick you have ever seen. He also had a six pack and is really kind and funny
Josh is the perfect person
by Hil ik November 23, 2021
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Josh

Josh, also going by the name Josh Vinson Jr. or "Little Josh" is the overall winner of the Josh fight, a penultimate fight between all Joshuas to decide who could claim the title of Josh.
He is a four year old who had being treated for seizures at the Children's Hospital Medical Centre in Ohio, one of the charities benefiting from the proceeds of the fight
Did you see Josh knock that guy out? What a beast!
by Heathen2 May 12, 2021
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Josh connelly

a nerd who plays baseball gets called cute by moms and is in love with his uncle Josh connelly has a big pp and bigger balls he only drinks diet coke and diet cock he’s in love with emos and loves men
Hey what’s josh connelly doing, “trying to suck himself”
by No don’t say ir September 12, 2021
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Josh Staub

A cool ass guy with sunglasses and a avenger car that fucks only bad bitches and pops bottles in the club
I wish I was as cool as josh staub
by anonymous November 16, 2020
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