Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.

Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!

by Xan Plan February 4, 2022

Weed Famine

The shortage of marijuana in a community for a prolonged period of time.

“Hey do you know that guy?”
“Yeah! I used to get bud from him, well before The Weed Famine.”

by witches240 October 1, 2021

Maumee Weed

Weed that is low quality, also known as reggie. Sold in Maumee, Ohio.

Man, I was smoking some Maumee Weed last night, it was so terrible.

by kidcannabis42.0 January 2, 2019

asshole weed

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test

hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

Pass the Weed

U tweakin bro

Yo bro u know I could have went pro… yeaaaa bro pass the weed.

by JayDaMan_2x April 13, 2024

Weed

A type of flower that, when smoked, can give mind altering affects and elevate moods. Can also make you gay in some cases, or cause you to fall into an Eternal Gay Sleep, also known as EGS.

Dude did you smoke and of that weed that topher brought? That shit was straight gas.

by ilikebeer2019 March 20, 2019

weed pasta

pasta with weed in it.

when you pull up to the function with a joint full of spaghettiiiiiï

"bro let me smoke some of that rigattoni! you've got the best weed pasta in the land i wanna slurp that noodle till you penis bong mmh yeah oughthgh"

by wweedpasta July 17, 2023