Turkey neck

Person being..silly or acting wild in a turkey neck kinda way

Stop being a turkey neck

by Bunas Brill August 13, 2022

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck

“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”

by Evansturkey December 14, 2020

sluby turkey

sluby turkey

"sluby turkey"
*proceeds to inhales a peace of bird
*chokes
*dies

by the cum monster master October 27, 2021

Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Mud turkey

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.

Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.

by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024

Turkey

A person who walks around spreading they tail feathers and doing all that gobble gobble.. But when it comes time for action, takes flight like a frightened bird.

I noticed you were talkin all that cheap on the phone but you hid when you saw me, because you're a turkey.

by Jaidynsdad87 August 10, 2017