Waffle

To speak like you know what your saying but you are indeed clueless

(1)whos your favorite football player
(2)It's got to be Michael Jordan just the way he moves with the ball and his foot work

Person 2 is waffling

Waffle

by @hvhs_anime September 5, 2021

Blue waffle

Josh

Josh is a blue waffle because he is a blue waffle

by Shita January 19, 2021

Waffle Moment

When you feel the need to bully and make fun of other. Extreme dick to other people.

I feel the need to do a Waffle Moment to the person on discord

by anonymous September 7, 2021

TWAT WAFFLE

Someone who is a terrible person and shouldn't be allowed to deal with the general public

Man Dee is being a complete twat waffle today, I can't believe her attitude.

by MJomes November 24, 2022

Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025

cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.

Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !

by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014

Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.

Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host

by M_Ace January 18, 2023