Thomas

someone who owes me their second child

give me your child Thomas.

by Yva1n August 21, 2023

Thomas Jefferson

A sex act wherein a white male gets a blowjob from a black female, in the tradition of Thomas Jefferson. Also can be referred to colloquially as a TJ.

Did you hear about Connor? He went on a date and ended up getting a Thomas Jefferson from Tyreshia.

by HotKarl123456 February 13, 2021

thomas

a guy with a big dick that is hot asf

bruh a thomas is a really hot guy

by baddie.fr May 14, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is a kind loving guy who’s really Hot and is a hit with the ladies. Thomas loves Chilling with friends and most likely a stoner.
Thomas is great in bed and has a huge dick

Girl: OMG Y’all have to meet Thomas he’s soo cool

by lisasanchez November 23, 2021

Thomas Knaack Logic

(noun)

A mind bending form of reasoning that seems paradoxical, absurd, or impossible at first, but the deeper you think about it, the more it forces you to question everything.

It often involves circular logic, unconventional perspectives, or a level of trolling so advanced that it blurs the line between genius and madness.

1: “If the universe is infinite, then somewhere out there, you’ve already had this conversation before.”

Person 2: “That’s ridiculous.”

Person 3: “Nah, that’s Thomas Knaack logic.”

by Bbecks February 1, 2025

Ryan Thomas

A Ryan Thomas is a man who can do basically anything and be good at it. Ryan Thomas' can be extremely gentle and kind but also firm and vocal when they need to be.

"Hey this guy can sing and rap? What a Ryan Thomas"

by cricketty crackitty November 23, 2021

Thomas Guin

Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.

There is Thomas Guin, the sexbomb.

by Sexbombervyk69 November 23, 2021