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God of Mock

A person who is well-informed in the act of mocking others. He is also associated with people like Koh Ming Sheng, the original God of Mock who takes in little apprentices each year. Koh Ming Sheng is also known as the GREAT God of Mock, or GGoM. He is also known to have bipolar disorder and self denial, which also helps him to mock others.

He is seen riding the bipolar express eating hotdogs and holding his teddy bear in his old display picture on FACEBOOK.
You're a God of Mock, you mock others just like KMS!
by AllieMentalist January 22, 2011
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Nils is the God

Look above
by 4202169 May 5, 2021
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God shuffle

A randomly generated yet divinely inspired set of songs played in shuffle mode on an iPod. The state of "God shuffled" is attained where 5 truly great songs are played, and in the most perfectly sequenced order, from a playlist of 1,000 or more mostly ok/mediocre/passable tracks.

A heightened, more pleasurable and longer lasting state of shuffle streak.

Those who have experienced God Shuffle report that it's as if, out of nowhere and for no discernable reason, God Himself has reached down from Heaven and put together the perfect mix of songs from their iPod playlist. Then, as mysteriously as the mix begins, it can end, returning to normal iPod shuffle crapness.

A God shuffle can appear anywhere, anytime, and to anyone. The world's longest God shuffle was recorded on 27th May 2008 by Matthew Black on a trip between Brisbane and Coff's Harbour (Australia), and lasted 1 hour 13 minutes, beginning with "Pump Up The Volume" by M/A/R/R/S and ending 14 tracks later with "Silverfuck" by Smashing Pumpkins. The God Shuffle was officially over when Silverfuck was followed by "Wake Up" by Hillary Duff.

The state of God Shuffle should be respected and treasured by those fortunate enough to experience it. It is customary to give thanks to the Shuffle Gods with a short prayer at the end of the experience, regardless of religious beliefs or affiliation.

Those who experience God Shuffle commonly report a sense of calmness and euphoria after the experience that can last for days.
Jezza: Holy shit dude, Thunderstruck, Achy Breaky Heart, and John Farnham! Can it get any better?

Wozza: Absolutely dude, this feels like it could be a God Shuffle...

<She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult plays>

Both: HO-LY-SHIT!

Jezza: Let us pray....
by Angus McFangus May 27, 2010
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Vape god

Damn! Did you see Jerry juuling those vape rings? Some may say he's a Vape god, others say he's a litteral Pico.
by FedoraDadDora November 30, 2018
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The Weave God

The Weave God ids the god that Weavism is based on. He is the one who gave Adam and Eve hair. Of course, he can only do things with hair.
THEH WEAVE GOD IS ALL POWERFUL
Praise The Weave God
by Sad_Person January 29, 2019
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Tower Of God

A webtoon series about a guy climbing a tower, written by SIU.
"The hiatus for 'Tower Of God' ended yesterday!"
"But LINE won't release the translation this week..."
"God Dammit!"
by Norolinski March 13, 2019
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God Sticks

Black and Milds
Tom: Yo you got those god sticks?

Dave: Yea Man you know I got you.
by Cash money1234 September 30, 2009
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