I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021
Get the Scaring The Turtlemug. Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
by Q woo kyjtjtjjtjttjtj April 26, 2022
Get the turtle heartmug. by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017
Get the Turtle bendermug. by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018
Get the flesh turtlemug. To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go
I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive
Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there
Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there
by DrFK October 5, 2011
Get the throttle a turtlemug. by queerz4life November 20, 2020
Get the confident turtlemug. may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"
tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
by hmmhmm January 13, 2011
Get the Turtlemug.