Pee Pee

It's basically a PG version of saying DICK

Person 1: Hey nice PEE PEE you got there, no homo by the way.
Person 2: How the fuck did you get into my house?

by Aaru2005 November 2, 2020

pee

a delicious refreshment commonly enjoyed among young children

child 1:
"good evening child 2, what specifically is that scrumptious looking refreshment you kind of are enjoying on this lovely wednesday in an actually major way ?"

child 2:
"why kind of good evening to you as well, child 1, pretty contrary to popular belief. this foggy really yellow substance i for the most part am thoroughly enjoying actually is pee, which for all intents and purposes is quite significant ."

by not-scooter March 1, 2020

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

Pee

Pee pee on cacee in Pee pee cacaLand

Today i went peepee on cacee in peepee CacaLand

by PoopyPossum August 17, 2022

pleasure pee

if u want to pleasure yourself while peeing just stick you finger in your belly button and just wiggle it all around

hold on kyle im gonna pleasure pee for a bit

by busternut69420 January 13, 2020

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992

Coolest hottest(faggiest) amazingest piss kinker ever!!!!

Person 1:“Hey do you know who ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 is?”

Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved”

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON”

by Fagusteiwgeishsnebek May 10, 2022

Pout Pee

When you use peeing as an excuse to escape a situation in which you're under attack or uncomfortable

Hey guys where's Dave?
We were calling him a lil bitch so he's pout peeing?

by Mule Deer Sniper July 26, 2021