Ninja Food

food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.

Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*

by COWWIEWISDOM March 13, 2013

sweater ninja

1. A hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.

2. a self obsessed asshole

dude, did you see the see the sweater ninja walking out of old navy.
no, but i smelled him

by febract November 29, 2010

Ninja-mas

Only the best holiday ever. On December 3rd you have the chance to dress and act like the beloved ninja.

Dude1- I can't wait for ninja-mas!

Dude2- I alredy have my ninja stars polished!

by Samankerrkid November 24, 2009

Ninja Sip

when you let someone take a sip of your drink and they drink way too much.

Sister: I just got back from subway

Brother: What did you buy to drink?

Sister: Just an fountain Iced Tea

Brother: May I have a sip? I am rather parched.

Sister: Okay, not too much though.

Brother: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* *GULP*

Sister: WTF!! I told you not too much

Brother: NINJA SIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fall_backwards December 29, 2011

Versatile Ninja

That underrated sniper kid on ps3 who needs to start uploading more footage to get noticed. DO YO THANG FOOL!

Versatile Ninja is too fucking awesome for this

by DareSnipingg April 28, 2013

ninja turtle

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turtle Power!
2. Slang nickname for a sewer worker

#1:
Guy 1: I like Pac-Man
Guy 2: I like Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles!
Guy 1/2: Turtle Power!

#2:
I'm seeing some ninja turtle's down there.

by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 19, 2016

ninja problems

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems

chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight

by me-hearts February 22, 2008