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Jordan

Jordan Is the sweetest, most loving, funny, and caring guy you'll ever meet. He loves his family, friends, and girlfriend. His girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world. She has so much love for him and appreciates all he's done for her. Even though Jordan can be annoying he's loyal. He will cheer you up when your down. He also has a big dick but an even bigger heart if you deserve it.
"Isn't that your man jae?"
"Yea Jordan that's my man"
by iiihrtjaee November 21, 2023
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to pull a Jordan

To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).
"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"
by Chekhov's AK47 March 24, 2014
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Jordan

Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)
by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021
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Jordanism

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.
by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025
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Jordane

Someone with integrity, a person who is driven by the things that will uplift them rather than to bring them down. Whoever’s name is Jordane is very calm, kind and cares for others even when they don’t care about them. Very Talented and open to try new things every day. A person who is humble in every situation and will overcome each obstacle that stands in his/her way.
Stranger: Hey Jordane, can you help me with something?

Jordane: Yea sure, how can i help?
by Alwaysfacts4ya November 21, 2023
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Jordan

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids
Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie
by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018
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Jordan Barnes

a really annoying person throws paper at people all the time and always throws a tantrum when he is timed out and is very in love with boys and men.
jordan Barnes is a lover of cock
by A.T.Foxley May 7, 2018
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