dream punishment

a nightmare that you think it's a daydream

Yesterday,I have a nightmare.I went to a wedding.Everything was good until I realized that everyone at that wedding was zombies.Oh!What a dream punishment!

by datthanhle March 17, 2016

Undead Dream

when you eat out a girl who has her period and cums and the same time.

Kyle: dude, Emily gave me a Undead Dream.
Ben: The fuck is that?
Kyle: she blead and came.
Ben: WHAT THE FUCK!?

by OfficialGooseStudios March 11, 2023

nerds dream

getting head whilst playing computer games

nerds dream
BOOM HEADSHOT

by joel is awesome November 8, 2011

dream

50 centimeter

lytinis organas dream

by benvyt January 10, 2022

dream gum

when you fall asleep with gum in your mouth and your gum just goes Everywhere

bro you just got your dream gum everywhere get out

by big man 420 69 February 2, 2020

Prosciutto Dream

A goal so delicious, tantalizing, and craveable that you can't help but want it. Yet it's incredibly thin, fragile and lacks much substance.

Person A: "I'm going to be famous eventually, mark my words."
Person B: "What? Why? How?"
Person A: "I don't know.. But I want to and I will! It'll be amazing!"
Person B: "Yeah, alright man. Keep chasing that Prosciutto Dream."

by DoubleCrissp February 10, 2023

Dream catcher

something that takes away your nightmares in nightmares i guess.

“Dude i had this nightmare where you wanted to fuck me and you came out gay! it was horrible! and you cummed!”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”

by chiknnuggies543 March 1, 2022