Texas Slip N Slide

When a man inserts himself into his partner's anal cavity at a high velocity through the use of a Slip and slide or other slippery surface.

Goddamn Dave you gave me a prolapse from that Texas Slip N Slide last night !

by Seaman Deman May 30, 2016

south Texas clam chowder

The substance excreted from between a south Texas meth whores legs after she's had a wagon train ran on her.

Stokes slipped in some south Texas clam chowder last night!

by Suka may korncob April 20, 2023

save the Texas prairie chicken

What a button worn by Michael Nesmith in the late 1960s show “The Monkees” reads. This phrase is told to Micky Dolenz after he asks what is on Nesmith’s button.

Mike : Hey, that’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Micky : “Love is the ultimate trip.”
Mike : That’s a nice thought.
Micky : That’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Mike : “Save the Texas prairie chicken.”

by daydream believer November 22, 2022

texas chainsaw massacre (remake)

the most br00tal movie since the original(:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake) was br00tal.

by reedradd x February 18, 2009

texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.

Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.

by Kevin March 31, 2005

Texas thot brainwash syndrome

Texas thot brainwash syndrome is when a brainwashed male thinks that confidence will always get you a girl noteably in Texas, because in Texas the majority of girls are thots who manipulate guys into thinking confidence is the key to a girlfriend and that it's the only for sure way to get a girlfriend in this entire world.

"Oh you want relationship advice? Don't ask Mark, he's just going to tell you that confidence is the key to a girlfriend
because he has been diagnosed with Texas thot brainwash syndrome."

by Exelios July 13, 2019

Wharton High School (Texas)

The most ghetto high school in the south. It is the most boring town to be in. They have a HORRIBLE football team and suck at everything else. Their teachers and principle are wack as hell. their athletic director is a complete asshole who stutters a lot. but they know how to get down.

Person 1: where are you from
person 2: wharton high school (texas)
person 1: dude that sucks. but y'all have some awesome parties

by cameron g. April 14, 2011