pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living

Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off

by idgafbl2489 November 24, 2021

tree hawk

A tree hawk is when a grown man sits in top of a Birchwood tree with binoculars and stalks younger females.

Be careful if you venture out into the woods girls, yesterday we spotted a tree hawk a top a Birchwood tree.

by Peso_Gemini June 8, 2022

Black tree frog

a very angry squeaky avocado that doesn't get enough love.

Person 1: "Do you like frogs?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "What is your favorite kind of frog?"
Person 2: "The black tree frog"
Person 1: "*looks it up* what the-"
Person 2: "shhhhh..."

by ArsonisticRaccoonOnSteroids November 2, 2023

tree bagging

LIke tea bagging but you also get the wood.

Doug was tree bagging player he shot in Call of Duty

by Treebagger June 13, 2016

tree

something standing outside with leaves on

thats a tree,go touch it

friend 1: whats that?
friend 2: thats
friend 1: what-
friend 2: A TREE DUMBASS

by ashovrr August 14, 2022

Somali Tree Stump

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.

We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017