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Blood monkey

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
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Bloods

People who's brains haven't developed past ever and gets mad at people for not like there but there also a big gang
Bloods
by Thecoonman2407 July 28, 2021
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Black p stone bloods

The Black P. Stones are affiliated with the Bloods alliance and especially with the Piru coalition. and was created in the 1960's The gang is a rival of the Crips.The Black P. Stones have also been involved in a long-running conflict with the 18th Street gang, a Latino gang which is based in a territory north of Baldwin Village.
black p stone bloods are part of a nation spreading to chicago
by gangoligist January 17, 2024
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Blood Eagle

The act of nutting in your right hand while subsequently using that hand to slap a bitch in the face. NB: Use with caution and only on bitches and hoes.
She received a proper blood eagle only a bitch could’ve deserved
by Pedro_theViking May 13, 2024
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Junkie Blood

The little blood that escapes after banging drugs.
Karl goddammit have some dignity and wipe that crusty junkie blood off your arm before you give hepC to the who trap house!
by Adam Mr.Blisters October 1, 2025
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blood snake

Achievement: masturbating, until you bleed. an honor amongst fapstors
bio: Entrepreneur, activist, first obtained the blood snake 10-12-2014
by KazDK December 13, 2016
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albino blood

Semen. Very white semen. Looks like albino blood.
My girl got my albino blood on her face.

I spilled my rubber and got albino blood on the couch.
by Edvnhln48 November 8, 2021
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