I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.

by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023

Pee

Something I need to do desperately but I'm too entertained with urban dictionary bullshit

like really... I'm 2 seconds away from pissing myself. I should go or the pee is not going to make it to the toilet, it will be like 5th grade all over again when I pissed myself and some kid came out of nowhere and slipped on my pee. THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS THOUGH and in my defence that kid was a little bitch. okay why the fuck am I still typing??

by magical remote January 15, 2022

French pee

When you orgasm inside your partner's mouth and then urinate inside of their mouth. They then drink the entire thing. yum

Guy1: Babe open your mouth I want to give you a French pee
Guy2: Okay

by cumfaert August 5, 2021

Nose pee

When your nose is visibly runny but without big boogers

“Eww bro, wipe your nose pee”

“Haha Momma you have nose pee!”

by Shmells January 19, 2023

Pee

Pee is a yellow liquid that comes out of your penis

I need to pee really bad!

by Thebigjefff January 26, 2022

Scaredy Pees

Frequent urination or the feeling of having a full bladder in anticipation of an anxiety-inducing event.

I’m on my way to the dentist and I’ve had the Scaredy Pees all day.

by Krae122 April 19, 2022

pee pee copter

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round.

Pee pee copter.

by jess560 July 19, 2024