Ninja Food

food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.

Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*

by COWWIEWISDOM March 13, 2013

ninja problems

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems

chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight

by me-hearts February 22, 2008

ninja sauce

The power you get when you get mad

he got owned by the my ninja sauce

by MrNinja December 12, 2010

ninja turtle

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turtle Power!
2. Slang nickname for a sewer worker

#1:
Guy 1: I like Pac-Man
Guy 2: I like Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles!
Guy 1/2: Turtle Power!

#2:
I'm seeing some ninja turtle's down there.

by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 19, 2016

data ninja

A sad deluded individual who through underdeveloped social kills and an encyclopaedic knowledge of database technologies believes he/she has some mastery of his fellow man.

Bob thought of himself as a bit of a data ninja. His friends thought of him as a bit of a knob.

by Harry Vas Deferrens July 13, 2015

Ninja Sip

when you let someone take a sip of your drink and they drink way too much.

Sister: I just got back from subway

Brother: What did you buy to drink?

Sister: Just an fountain Iced Tea

Brother: May I have a sip? I am rather parched.

Sister: Okay, not too much though.

Brother: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* *GULP*

Sister: WTF!! I told you not too much

Brother: NINJA SIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fall_backwards December 29, 2011

Ninja-vitus

The mysterious loss of a tooth or teeth.

I took a bite out of my sandwich and out came a tooth! Damn you, ninja-vitus

by Lutra Tata August 21, 2011